Exactly. I feel like he would just buy a box of Tampons while he was at the corner store picking up beer. "Hey, I wasn't sure if you were running out of these or not, but just in case."

I feel the same way. He seems like he'd pick you up at the airport, even when your flight is four hours late and it's the middle of the night and he's in charge of the kids' carpool tomorrow morning.

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

I've had patients legitimately hit on me — one immediately after her abortion, and another right after a pelvic exam.

Ooooh, Mark Shrayber's a pirate

Only 916 dildo photos?

THIS GUY CAN DIE FOREVER

My husband completely avoids contact during that week. I might as well erect a red tent in the backyard. I have been known to 'extend' the dates for up to 4 more days because it pisses me off so much. "Is it still on?" (He can't even bring himself to say 'period') "Wha? - Oh, yeah. [Cheerfully] Sorryyy!"

Am I the only person who isn't that freaked out by this? Honestly, I would rather date one of these guys than one who acts like I'm infected and won't touch my crotch for 5 days out of the month.

While most of these dress codes are pretty arbitrary, is 87 degrees really so horrible that we have to pretend that people NEED tanktops?

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

Safe. Sane. CONSENSUAL.

Safe, sane, consensual. SAFE SANE CONSENSUAL. BDSM 101: SAFE, SANE, MOTHERFUCKING CONSENSUAL.

Black leather gloves and a full face motorcycle helmet.

Ve haff vays aaf making you come.

Open relationship?

It's saying something when a person has to flee to Burma to protect her human rights.

Good for her. JESUS H CHRIST. That is really sick and cruel. From what I understand a Boob job is no minor undertaking and quite painful. Plus you have to keep up with them and replace them after a time. That s like torture. It'd be one thing if she wanted it, but truly sick that she didn't want it. Also, beauty…

We thought she should be more beautiful

This reads like a case study in entitlement to women's bodies.