They're Jezebel bloggers now.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

This is the guy to call

An apocalypse requires bad writing and characters behaving stupidly to push the plot, huh?

hey i don’t know how to slepl

Agree completely. And especially obnoxious in New York. Meanwhile, go to Europe, and (most) everyone is just chill, and the food is amazing, and no one spends half an hour talking about the rain on a mountain and how it affected the grass the goat ate and that’s why the cheese tastes the way it does.

hahaha! like, is this a joke? I DON’T WANT WATER AS MY DESSERT!! I can eat brown sugar right out of the box thankyouverymuch.

A plastic bin is much better for storing folded-up children. A shoulder bag would leak.

You can.

Is Kara paying people now to use this stupid slang?

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

Your knowledge of how names and faces help differentiate between sexes is quite frankly, astounding.

As a female sports fan, I have to say the Jezebel staff is crushing today’s experiment.

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

Anna, I’ve never really followed the NBA closely because I don’t have a team, but I want you to know that I think I could be a very good basketball fan if you would please write all the coverage. Thank you.

Would like to take a moment and bask in the gloriousness and applicability of Amber’s emojis: