Not after Kim’s sex tape. There was nothing sex-positive about that, more like ‘sex-boring’.

Aw, looook... She copied Kim Kardashian’s signature look...

Don’t worry! We’re looking into bringing it to other platforms. Just not at the same time :)

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

“What did I just watch” has never been so literal.

I feel like a tie for 1/2 should be the Waynes. Only characters to remotely get their roles correct.

This will give you some background on that picture.

For the love of all that’s holy and unholy, avoid the comment sections on Facebook & Youtube. Masculinity so fragile.

You’re fine by me, as long as you don’t say “for all intensive purposes” which is actually my activation phrase for a murderous rampage in the name of grammar.

Actual quote from my mother's mouth: "Which one is Led?"

This is the homage Nina Simone would have expected.

Watch What Happened, Miss Simone?, because a documentary is almost always better than a biopic—and this documentary is sensational.

Cheers.

*jawn*

I don’t know which possibility is funnier: the Predator trying to hunt something and accidentally getting in the way of another Betty-Veronica feud, or the Predator hunting them because of their constant battles for Archie.

My wife and I quote Pete and Trudy Campbell often. They were a great couple of characters.

It’s impossible to go over the top with the performance

watch trading places. Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy have a much better take on OJ.