This is starting to sound like the strangest Batman movie in years, and I am totally on board.

There was a little while where I felt as though I was maybe missing out by not playing this game, and you know what, so far I think I am doing okay.

Watch Dogs did that, and it worked well, but it also somewhat made sense for those games.

I’m kind of surprised that these haven’t be re-released again.  If nothing else, I’d love to play through the Portal games on my PS4, because I’m sure I will never own a PS3 again.

I would love to know the number of people who have actually subscribed to a mobile game, and then forgotten about it, just like what the developer is hoping for.

It’s probably programmed to let you win your first few races to give a false sense of superiority thus keeping you playing for longer.  I know I’ve read about other mobile games doing similar things.

And why is she standing so close?

I’m assuming you skipped the article just to make a “smart” comment down here. The very first line, “Modern science has finally been able to explain what professional pizza makers have known for decades” 

That’s very awesome and kind of you.  I can admit, though, that I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on that link at work, and boy howdy, did I close that tab quickly.

That’s funny, because I have a trash can at home that works the same way. A few days in there, and it’s the same as a few days somewhere else at room temperature.

I can’t wait until everyone is gone so that playing this game will feel like the single-player experience it should have been from the start.

I honestly don’t think Taco Bell should have a drive through.  I always go inside for this exact reason.  It lets you look over the menu at your own pace, and don’t have to worry about being the person who is holding up the line.  Also, something about looking at the actual menu board is more enjoyable that looking at…

$400 a month?  People are dumb.

I’m assuming Nike is going to be sueing soon.  How would they get away with using the Nike Swoosh on their own incredibly ugly show?

Probably not, but it was a lot of fun.  Some decent replay value as well, if you are in to that sort of thing.

I don’t understand the Nintendo mobile games at all. Nintendo seems like the type of company that would sell a quality made game for five or six dollars, rather than all these f2p games that are no different from other greedy mobile games. Sure, they have Mario and other famous characters, but that isn’t worth a…

I would like to suggest an update to the title of this article.

Wattam looks like fun. but I’m a sucker for anything from the maker of Katamari.

It really depends on the actual flavors being used, because it could work in theory.  Honestly, it’s the pumpkin that sounds the worst, but if it were just “spiced” Spam, then it would be no different from the fancy hams that have had allspice and other flavors smashed on the outside.

A fine reminder that my last name is based off of Dutch spotted cows.  What a life I lead.