Hey, 40 isn’t that bad!

I don’t know about that headline.  I googled Magic just to make sure he hadn’t actually died at some point.

It feels nice to know that I haven’t been screwing over anyone for using UberEats.

Please tell me you have a conversation with your daughter later about how Twitter is not an emergency service contact.

I definitely thought those were shampoos at a glance.

UberEats does a decent job of breaking down the fees and making it clear that the tip is separate, but you’re right, I shouldn’t be surprised that people aren’t willing to add $4 to their order.

If she actually cared, and didn’t just want attention, she would have gone to the Muslim booth at her college and spoken to them like a real human being. If you’re just posting on Twitter, then you only care about the likes.

I wanted to give you a hard time for your use of literally, but I can’t since I know about the belief of transubstantiation.

Yeah, those people that died from anything by the ripe old age of 38 are the best people from whom to take health advice.

White Castle is letting me down by not having something similar in the north.

Is she eating the Ziggy Pig?

Your Honor, my client never killed anyone until this one incident.  That’s not too bad!

I really hope this still comes to other devices, such as consoles. I might tinker with it on my phone, but I’d much rather pay $15 to have a full experience that I can enjoy on a large screen. I like thatgamecompany enough that I would pay $20 for a solid port with no further transactions.

I hope somewhere in the divorce proceedings, Rachel asked him if he would “want to Jack with the Ripper?”

Ah, the old “I hate this game with all my heart, but I’m going to hang around the forums just to keep complaining about it.”

Read much?

Let me guess, he comes from a good family, has a bright future, kids will be kids, so forth and so on.

Maybe that’s the difference between actually taking something from the store, and spitting in food and leaving it for someone else.

He knowingly added bodily fluids to a product and left it there for someone else to take. Might be a prank, might be another dumb teenager. Maybe they plan to make an example out of him due to all the other recent product tampering.

Breast for life, here. Sure, I was raised by a woman who also preferred the same cut, so I’m sure nurture had a role in their, but at nearly 40 years of age, I have given dark meat many many chances, and I still go back to the breast. It’s juicy, I think the flavor is great, there seems to be more meat, and that meat…