Its funny how as intakes are getting smaller and more efficient grilles (well, fake grilles) are getting larger and larger.

I’ve seen this movie

If enough of us vote CP it could cause a market shift towards more affordable used Porsches. 

Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.

Just wait, Ford will build a whole bunch more and fuck over the speculators. Which I’m okay with. 

Related-ish: ALWAYS show me the comments, dagnabbit. Why the hell is there an extra button in the way now?! This is one of the only places where the comments are good.

I, an human who must rely on this system every day, feel your pain.

We were all on forums back then, and somehow it was a little better

Yah, pudding pops with Roofies.

Got my 2019 GTI S manual for under $27k. I also have a kid and a wife. Wife also loves it.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

when somebody says they were in the Special Forces, they almost certainly were not.

boosting the longevity of interior parts by 50% requires an investment in new material composition and design

Now I want some cookies. 

Yup. For just under $40k you can get a bare Scat Pack 392. Eliminate the resonators and BOOM you have close to 500hp and one of the best sounding V8s this side of a GT350.

I remembered yesterday that my Apple Watch now has a noise warning feature. I grabbed a screenshot while on the interstate with the Jeep’s doors and windows off.

0h c'mon now, laziness is the reason we use cars. How many people drive a walking distance?

It continues to astound me that incredibly immature technologies that simply don’t work are allowed to use us all as guinea pigs.

Where have you parked your Tesla?

I seriously want to take a fight clip from Gladiator and overdub some flip-flop sandal smacking noises now.