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Car equivalent of “The Village Bicycle”. Everyone that I have seen. Just as bad as purchasing a civic with V-Tec stickers, but from a brand with poorer reliability. Cp

Guy: Dude! How much air did you get?

If you can’t afford to drive, fix and insure the damn car, you can't afford the damn car. Stop pretending and live within your means so you can actually enjoy what you have.

770 lbft of positive torque...... yowzah. Gives a new meaning to demonic possession.  

Does it strike anyone how similar the Right and the Left are when it comes to actually getting shit done? Maybe these bastards are conflicted about solving the problems that their careers depend on....

Spot on. It'salwaysbeenthiswayism is a cancer. Kill it with fire!

This. My reaction to every Jalopnik "Bestkeptsecretbuyitwhileit'scheap" post ever. Seriously, we could probably chart the correlation with Bring a Trailer trends.

Good call on the chainsaw. I didn’t make out the bar cover. I still stand be the rest of my assessment, though. Plenty of oriental regions that still perform traditional post and beam construction with pegged joints, as well as more modern methods. Is this an interpretation by some wank in marketing? I don’t doubt it.

Timber framer on the way to work. Heavy Mallet (aka commander) for bumping timbers into joint, stack of wood ready to be riven into pegs, ladder and hard hat because construction. Looks like they even have a Makita circular saw on board.

Is anybody surprised at their reaction? Even if US parts suppliers and automakers can eventually put product out for a cost approaching foreign markets (unlikely, given the imbalance in labor costs and currency manipulation) the overhead on switching to domestic sources will not be cheap. Big players like the status…

Asset forfeiture. Nuff said. Fuck this guy.

Ergo, why request a time queued video launch of a crash when the OP has kindly provided a GIF of said crash? 

AKA, the man has Fuck-You-Money.

Wow. Clear eyed writing of the sort I haven’t seen in ages around Gizmodo. *Gods taketh more than they giveth away...

That possum wasn’t the only luck one. Have you seen what an animal that size does to the plastic front end of a modern car at moderate speeds? Not pretty for either party.

When can I have my cheap MK7 diesel car? Please and thank you.

I drive a golf. Hatch backs are awesome. Your authoritarian tone is not. Nations have ventured down paths arbitrated by those speaking in such a tone and these journeys have not ended well. I would love to take a nap in the back of the golf, but that isn’t happening given my frame, let alone both my wife and I or any…

There is no time to signal when you are diving a gap with 2 inches to spare during rush hour traffic. So yeah, it's gonna be in unused condition...

Offer Jalopnik special edition trim in chocolate brown with manual?