We live in a world dominated and operated by rent seekers. You are either in or you are out and out comes at a price.

Organization is critical.

We cordially invite you to air out your garage or other repository of personal property for the next couple of weeks while you are otherwise ocuppied by work, or whatever you planned to be doing. It’ll be fine...

Ok. Now is the time. That terrible photo of you the one time you tried a banana hammock? Cardboard blowup just inside the open garage. Your questionable sex toy collection? Hung on a clothesline at the top of the door. Your Andy Warhol tribute art depicting HOA board members seductively devouring various meat…

Unfortunately, such cases are on the rise all across this country. This generation is pretty sad.... (member of said generation).

I think hot male models chatting up and posing with grid girls would stir the jealousy complex inside the racing helmets out on tarmac. Nothing gets people competitive like seeing the other sex interested in people besides you. Let’s do This!

Anyone who follows Fancy Kristen needs to watch “I am Fish Head”.

Customer: I have this stupid light on my cash. It won’t go away! How are you going to fix this ?!?

The America where citizens get jarred out of their day-to-day stupor long enough to realize they have the power and obligation to help another citizen in need. The America where people realize it’s not up to “somebody else”.

I hope they stick to their heritage of lean racing. Like Alanis King pointed out, today’s horsepower numbers are simply gratuitous. Build a stripped down racer that hangs with the big guns without 4 figure HP. Better yet, focus on a bullet proof powertrain and chassis combo that the owner can maintain and work on…

When can we buy a glow-in-the-dark penis sticker to slap over these lightup emblems? The testicles and shaft could lineup with the tri-point star. Earl Eustace Effingham III would scarcely notice...

This. So much this. Escape the echo chamber and visit the Grey’s! Just be ready for a little cray cray down there....

When everybody relies on a currency that is little different from Monopoly money, why not play games?

I thought Limestone Grey was pretty beige until I saw it in person. Good choice.

Week 1: David purchases like-new jeep Comanche.

Well, a non-beige color helps.

If you drive anything more than 10 years old like I do.....

Way to throw someone under the bus, Torch. He was just trying to teach some kids the principal of environmental stewardship. Perhaps he chose the wrong route to drive his message home.

Oh man, no Seinfeld meme? *feeling old*

Why the fuck did we bail out GM.... oh wait, we weren’t involved in that decision, were we? Well, unless somebody voted for more of this shit.