Is that you Matt?

Name calling isn't going to cover up the fact that you didn't drive the car in question before you posted an elaborate summation equivalent to, "Meh...". Never mind that the MKVII is more than a minor facelift for the franchise. But I forget, you work for the dealer.... or you're an understudy judge for that X Factor…

Ditto. Been there with a Speed3, too ;)

"I can tell you that while I haven't driven a MkVII GTI, I"..... Then you have nothing to tell anybody.

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CR, gtfo.... I looove my '15 GTI

The next resolution standard will simply be titled Crack. We are quickly running out of inane marketing superlatives.

Anyone reminded of the cruise missile from the Alpha Centauri/Alien Crossfire games?

Musk is the closest thing we have to Bruce Wane or Tony Stark.

~GOD

-"86 French fries!"

The guy at 1:08 that sings along with a look of relish on his face just gave me the weebly jeeblies. *shiver*

You don't TP this guy's house.

And, by diluting the cash supply, it is effectively stealing from the savings of American citizens. Cute, no?

The captions for the Encephalo gun point to a possible source of the Inception plot, at least the Limbo concept, anyway.

JPL, for "Jet Propulsion Laboratory", maybe?

Just goes to show that whole foods are, and will always be, the way to go. They contain the rockstar nutrients along with lesser publicized nutrients in ratios that our bodies are geared to process. Everything in moderation, as they say. We don't even fully understand the interactions of naturally occurring trace…

How do we even know that the boat they are copying wasn't a failure in the bronze age? Every successful technology has its failed prototypes.

I hope Haier has seen Gattaca. I think we would be better off without shower/incinerator combos.

Michael Madsen a hybrid- just like the Piranhaconda. These hybrid actors are mainly known for there A-list stuff but they periodically lapse into periods of shitty film work throughout their lives.