Is that you Matt?

Name calling isn't going to cover up the fact that you didn't drive the car in question before you posted an elaborate summation equivalent to, "Meh...". Never mind that the MKVII is more than a minor facelift for the franchise. But I forget, you work for the dealer.... or you're an understudy judge for that X Factor…

Ditto. Been there with a Speed3, too ;)

"I can tell you that while I haven't driven a MkVII GTI, I"..... Then you have nothing to tell anybody.

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CR, gtfo.... I looove my '15 GTI

The Mars series by Kims Stanley Robinson, my fav by far.

Somebody get that kid a sandwich!!

It will need some type of cowl to keep that stuff from catching on something. Imagine being garroted by your neck strap when you trip in difficult terrain.

I challenge the next director/producer/whatever of the Transformers franchise to include no more than one explosion in the whole film. I will buy a ticket.

Sometimes I consider the internet and imagine the tower of Babel. Where would we be if this giant falls tomorrow?

Just gonna leave this here....

Can you flip it over and boil your MRE in it like the old days?

Agreed. This is how I felt after Zune HD got the axe. It did live on in my next phone however.... I still wish it were built from chamfered aluminum *sigh*

Good god, another meme....

The next resolution standard will simply be titled Crack. We are quickly running out of inane marketing superlatives.

Sounds like a holorecorder.

Is anyone else seeing the Sheldon Cooper resemblance in that photo?

Let's welcome the market for in-car LRAD-canceling sound cannons.

+1 Internets