You’re a psychic! 

I have put on my wig for video conferencing only during this time.  

UP’s steam locomotives have all been converted to burn oil rather than coal. What is coming out of the stack is primarily steam not smoke.

Well, it has decent power for a car that only weighs 1,600 pounds.  Those things feel like you’re driving a fully caged go kart.  

You gotta really want the Golf baller lifestyle to pay $7K for it.

That’s a lot of money for something that’s almost old enough to run for President (Please do! We need a new one!)

You’re all welcome. Very beautiful masks will come out this plant. Barra is one classy babe. A fantastic dame among broads. 

I mean exactly, why would you buy an apple over an orange?

I don’t wish bad things for a single worker or anyone dependent on them, but it’s hard to watch all these companies that work only for the next quarter’s profit, and don’t care one whit for the long term impacts of their behavior, panic at not making money for 2 weeks, and to not experience a little bit of…

I want to write a snarky comment about F1 but I’m “working” from home and drinking........so yeah........

Well my medical advice is that whatever it is you are doing then stop it, and whatever it is you are not then for goodness sake start doing it.

We’re not good enough for Fancy Kristen to spend the energy at her diamond encrusted laptop to depress the keys on the keyboard to give a proper sendoff.

2020 can fuck off already. 

What? How can this be? Kristen, you are one of the most original, gifted, and wealthy writers for Jalopnik, or any car or other site, anwhere, period. Don’t go, BUY the damned site!

Fancy Kristen deserves a goodbye post too.

This place just got a lot less fancy.

What does it look like with all of the shipping protectors taken off? 

Thats a 2012 Genesis...

Not at all suited for high performance? It worked for Porsche:

This car was a base model; V6 convert with 5M trans and cloth interior. I looked for a few months to find a V6/5M convert and this was one of 2 or 3 that showed up. The dealer ended up including an extended warranty.