9 waffles in 15 hours and the dude had the gall to fucking whine about it. terminally weak shit. stick me at a courtyard mariott continental breakfast and I'll house a dozen of em suckers in an hour, tops.

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Everyone in here is complaining the map is "too chaotic" or "unbalanced" and I'm just here having a boatload of crazy fun. Most of the maps in MW are too big for the player count (hence the clamoring for Shoothouse 24/7 for awhile), making the game a slower more deliberate experience than BO4 by and large. Shipment…

SHIPMENT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A TEAM BASED MAP! that was the reason it mainly showed up in Free For All playlist in CoD4. people only liked shipment to farm xp and kills. Fuck this map forever. it’s the multiplayer equivalent of being shoved into series of broom closets where in each new one, someone jumps out and…

That advice is....(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)...right on target. 

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

The key difference here is Capcom has refined MH over the years and created the ultimate version of it, as a game to be played by new and old players for possibly years to come. Destiny is a platform to sell microtransactions and expansion passes to make as much money as humanly possible in the shortest amount of time.

This year’s crop of free agents is not that great. The top 3 guys (Martinez, Darvish and Arrieta) all have age/injury concerns. I mean, if you could sign them for 3 years at 30 million per, teams would probably do it, but they (or Boras) want 5-8 year terms which historically have almost all turned out to be terrible…

Marginally talented one-dimension players with offers in the 100's of millions of dollars reject offers.

Haha. Marginally talented one dimensional aging players suddenly exposed for what they are. Market chooses not to pay for decline. Agents lose mind when presented with new reality. The CBA reigns supreme.

Additionally, Thomas not playing spectacularly doesn’t change that he’s telling the truth. The Cavs are a dysfunctional mess and don’t play any defense. That’s been true all year, whether Thomas was playing or sitting in a suit.

Credit to Brad Stevens for being such an excellent coach that he was able to convince the Cavs that IT and Jae Crowder (hilarious) would be adequate replacements for Kyrie Irving.

Wouldn’t the easy solution here be for veterans to take shorter deals? I’d like to know how many of Arrieta, Hosmer, Darvish etc. have been offered 3-4 year deals and turned them down.

The 2 pitchers named, Arrieta and Darvish, are pricing themselves out of the vast majority of the league. At the start of free agency, both were looking for long-term deals (4+ years) with salaries above $25M.

Every front office is going to balk at those numbers for pitchers over 30, especially pitchers like those…

If you don’t like boss fights, MH is not for you.

Tipping should be abolished and replaced with better pay everywhere. I don’t care what other terrible trash viewpoints they have, I would instantly vote for any politician who said they would outlaw tipping. Charge everyone X% more and give that directly to the workers so customers don’t have to make up for it. This…

Concur. It ain’t collusion, it’s that older/declining players have become ridiculously expensive as compared to younger guys. Hosmer, Martinez, Moustakas, Arrieta - who actually wants to pay any of these guys $20m+ for the next 5-7 years? I wouldn’t take a bet that all four of those guys will actually be good next…

It’s weird to me that people believe a) the Patriots are huge cheaters who were caught cheating by the NFL, and b) the NFL rigs games for the Patriots. It’s not unlike believing that the FBI nailed Hillary for her dangerous and flagrantly illegal e-mail server, and also that they secretly were trying to sink Trump’s…

I am one of the biggest Destiny stans out here. Dig into my comment history and you’ll see.