A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

My dad works with George Springer’s dad; He said that for years, George Sr. would play up George Jr’s accomplishments and they’d all roll their eyes. “George is going to start for varsity as a freshmen”. “George is going to make the All-State team”. “George might get drafted, but he’s going to get a full ride to…

Sometimes outside car thermometers are so inaccurate that they feel like random number generators. They’re basically the worst feature of the car, next to the car’s infotainment systems. That’s because [...] they’re actually thermistors.

There is no chance in hell that contract is anywhere remotely in the neighborhood of badness that contains Joakim Noah’s contract.

I think there’s a universe in Mikhail Prokorov’s imagination where the Nets make it to a Finals with the Deron Williams-Joe Johnson-Paul Pierce-Kevin Garnett-Brook Lopez core, and then the organization probably feels differently about what they gave up. But a sustained run of real excellence is really the only way…

Near as I can tell, about 1000 people attempt it and 500 succeed every year. Over 100 people have died on Mount Everest since 2006, including 6 this year. That is a around 10% mortality rate among all people who try. Maybe K2 is harder, but I think you and I have a different definition of “novelty.”

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

Assault charges for that?! Suck it the fuck up, man. You don’t walk into the bear den and then act surprised when you get clawed.

Where my Junk Rat figures at?

Uhhh why always Tracer? I swear Tracer is the Pikachu of Overwatch. There ARE other characters......

Apparently, Brandon isn’t happy the Reds didn’t retire it or something?

Oh look, it’s the new 5 series with some M style parts

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

punching up as in posting private sex tapes of millionaires; then shocked when they sue and win millions more from you?

Considering how quick Barstool has risen in the mainstream, it might be the other way around.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

Lewis Hamilton, in one of the best cars, only managed to qualify 13th at Monaco and was beaten by the likes of Renault, Haas and Toro Rosso. What does that say about him as a driver?

Just a little overpriced for the mileage, especially considering the lack of factory optional equipment (better wheels, Bose, leather interior package all missing). Seems totally base. Front seats need a bit of work too.

Oh come on, Albert. If the Celtics give the Cavs a good series that would be a good thing to watch. Isn’t that why we watch sports?

It was clearly his fault the Falcons called only 5 run plays in the second half.