Seen this too many times to count. Late night crowded bar, alcohol flowing. Fight breaks out, someone gets hurt, cops are called. A volatile dangerous scene. There are always two or three idiots minimum still wanting to fight, or trying to tell the cops how to handle it. “Just protecting my friend.” “I wasn’t doing…

Sounds very Orwellian/Clockwork Orange-y

Can we bring Nomar Garciaparra out of retirement just to fine him once or twice?

I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

That was not what producers were expecting when they read “writes for GQ” on his application...

i think i celebrated drew winning chopped harder than i did when my Spurs won the title last year. i’m not ashamed of this .

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

Some people might flame this guy for enforcing his ownership of the troll face, but I think it’s perfectly acceptable. He’s doing what he should do, which is ignoring people who use it for parody or without making money, and enforcing his copyright when they do make money. Good for him for making some money off…

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

I thought Murray was a free agent signing?

They did not trade for DeMarco

What the fuck? Why in the hell are LandCruisers fucking $80,000 brand new now? What is happening?

So it garnered about as much interest as “500 Days of Kristin”?

Maybe it's me, but it's hard to feel bad for a team that signed a recovering drug addict/alcoholic, with a long history of relapses, to a multi year, multi million dollar contract, who then seem shocked that he fell off the wagon yet again.

Not that I'm a John Calipari fan, but I think you're quite misguided in labelling him a "criminal."

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.

What the hell happened to Spencer Hawes? He was never a world beater, but he was a serviceable center for Philadelphia and gave close to double/double numbers. Now he's in LA and his numbers have dropped like a rock. 31% FG% when he got the opportunity to start? Jesus christ.

You can fall asleep and crash, that happens all the time. But stopping in the dead center of the freeway? That's what very drunk people do.

I'm all for Lucic to be in the wrong because I hate dudes who run goalies, even assholes like Ryan Miller, but there's no way that's the kind of "kick" they meant when they made that rule (ahhhh, ye olde days of wild & reckless behavior of the early 00s NHL)