His starting point was right around where Doug Baldwin took his poop.

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

Even now, just at the mention of those stupid Fanta ads, I cringe. But, I REMEMBER THE JINGLE, DAMNIT!!

Your troll is just a product of your company system. You're not the best troll of all time, so we'll hold off on that discussion, but well done.

I honestly thought Barry was being "ironic" or whatever for the laughs.

It blows my mind that we now live in a time and age where shitty mobile games that are nothing buy money sinks and not fun (Castle Crashers, this game etc) have enough income to be able to afford spending millions of dollars in a Superbowl ad as well as paying some high profile people to be in them.

My guess is Montana but the dismissive tone here is pretty off-putting.

Wait, who are you considering the greatest QB of all time then?

Thanks for this, Barry. People are going to argue about the playcall forever, but Butler's recognition of the situation, his ability to learn from getting beat on the same play in practice, and most importantly his physical ability to jump the route are the most important parts of the play.

I know it's a small thing, but rather than this seeming like a nice bonus for some, it feels more like I'm being penalized for having a crappy phone that can't run any of these companion apps. It's just annoying. I may actually get this in the end, but that's a reason to turn me off to the game.

The game is 100% fine without the app. All it does is make the game a bit easier since you don't have to loot as much. If you enjoy this type of game, you'll be doing yourself a disservice if that's the reason you pick not to play it.

Now I know what you are thinking, "oh boy, another useless companion app," but seriously, use the companion app. The functionality of the app is basically the Assassin Recruits mini-game from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. You recruit Scouts and send them out on missions to gather supplies. The awesome thing about…

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Kill enough zombies, and the game will say, "Enough! Patch 1.0.2 has been released! Do more quests!"

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

Your bathroom trips are short because you are a heathen—unlike our person of interest—and don't wash your hands.

DAMN FACTS

Balls are marked with official's identifying symbol (like initials or the like) during inspection. Are you telling me they forged those onto the balls?

What would help this article greatly is to show what we are buying instead.

The weird Jalopnik Mazda boner continues.