You're taking the "Here's a used luxury or performance vehicle for less than the price of a bread-and-butter car like the Toyota Camry" column too seriously.

On my high school football team, one of our linebackers transferred in senior year. He kept talking about "sticking a broomstick up the freshmen's asses", trying to get other people to go along with him. Nobody would, and finally someone asked him if they did that to him at his old school, and if they did he should…

Only if you are an Argentinian. To everyone else it is quite funny.

Unnoted!

Un-note, please! Love these articles.

photo caption: many, many others taking benefit from Todd Gurley's likeness.

Legit. You pay 300 grand for a slot car track and they don't even throw in shipping.

headline: LAWYER ACTUALLY DOING HIS JOB ON BEHALF OF CLIENT. i guess that's not as much of a clickbait headline, though. I'd love to see what suits gawker has defended itself against and how your lawyers portray themselves.

I know humor is valued and appreciated here, but stories where autistic children are terrorized make me insanely angry. I try not to wish harm upon others, but I hope those two cruel teens get what's coming to them.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

Best Klans In Baseball

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

Oh right, I totally forgot I read about this guy awhile back:

Any asshole that writes just "+1" for this is the laziest motherfucker of all time.

This was fucking gold. Gold Jerry, gold.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Have you read the claims being made?

Not to self: Argentinians can't take a joke

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

It's surprisingly painless to boycott the NFL, on Thursday nights.

That's pretty cool, I'd love to try some of those.