He fooled Baseball Doucher?! That's unforgivable.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

I park in 2 spots occasionally, about a 1/4 mile from the store in the middle of the empty dead zone of a parking lot. Not right next to the store in the first available spots.

No car is allowed two spaces. Well maybe a Ferrari. For all the other cars safety in case of fire.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

I'm glad you can accurately judge a video game this expansive in eight hours.

8 hours and you are only level 7? Maybe you are the one who sucks.

Man, that's really sad. He was nice to me at a Rams preseason game once. I was drunk and stupid and asked for some of the sunflower seeds he was eating and he gave me some.

The Vikings brought back Mike Priefer this week, the same week they cut Jerome Simpson for weed. Mike Priefer, you will remember, said gay people should be rounded up on an island and bombed out of existence. There was enough merit to the accusation that Priefer was suspended and forced to go to sensitivity training.

Swatting should be treated as a serious crime.

man, I went my whole life thinking that part of my body was my hand, nope, it's my elbow.

PYT continues to confirm my belief that it is run by the worst people the Philadelphia hipster community has to offer. Seriously, that place sucks.

He is officially the Derrick Rose of the NFL.

Color me shocked

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

MY SISTER MAKES $3,600 A WEEK WORKING FROM HOME MY OTHER SISTER MAKES $138 A WEEK DANCING AT FOOTBALL GAMES MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN GET STARTED

This would have been clever if Microsoft didn't have any timed-exclusives...