"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

But they have a whole month dedicated to breast cancer awareness! They give 5% of the profits to Susan Komen! You bet the NFL cares about women('s money)!

Surely that's a double and then an error on the throw, no?

Weird, Microsoft's usually pretty good at impressing Satan.

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

Any song that mentions "fags" and "AIDS" gets my dander up, but other than that, while this stuff is sub-optimal, the fact that anybody is surprised by this is way more surprising than any of the nicknames.

what the fuck is "the 'hago"?

I'm sure Bungie and Activision are super proud they've spent all that time and money to create, Duck, Duck, Goose Simulator 2014.

You guys know you like Toucher and Rich and 98.5 the sports hub. WEEI Does not represent what most people listen to in Boston. This station is a dinosaur.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

These stupid opinions are not shared by all members of the Deadspin staff.

You're definitely in the minority on this Paul Pierce thing. I don't think he registers strongly positive or negative for most fans; he has a relatively low profile for a 50-time all-star who's been on national TV a billion times. I'm not disputing the Celtics overall loathsomeness, but I think your Paul Pierce beef…

Brad Stevens and the Celtics are hated? For what? Did I miss something, or is this generic unoriginal Boston hate?

This is an ongoing effect EVERY TURN? How OP is that?! This guy is silence fodder for sure.

Hey, I think Vick deserved his chance to get back in the league! But using "distractions" as an excuse doesn't fly for one when you do PR for the other.

Not because I don't believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn't want to deal with all of it.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.