There is no precedent for that.

Maybe he liked to put his finger on the center of the d-pad, and see how much pressure it took to make a direction register. Sometimes you need to find other ways to amuse yourself while you're playing Pokemon.

But the bikinis are so boring! I'm not saying 'no sexy costumes', but most of the bikinis are so samey.

That's supposed to be Akiba? Everything looks pretty non-descript to me, but I guess I'm not an expert. The only thing that looked at all familiar was the station though...

Do they still play horrible country music all the time.

Call me crazy, but I feel like arcade competition would've been awesome in a place like this if fighting games had been a thing before it got demolished. Maybe that's just the Shenmue II talking.

You sound really stubborn, and like you aren't actually trying to get people to sell you on the game, honestly. The gameplay is too unique to judge without playing it for yourself, but if you want you can just keep saying "It's not exactly like Street Fighter, so it's bad!" .

You think Swery is rolling in it just because DP was able to get ports?...really? Hey, Ketsui came out on PS3 last year, those Cave guys must be positively loaded.

Bleh, I didn't even like the weapon crafting system. It was annoying, having to always drag an item or two to maintenance room to get good weapons. I know a lot of them had the necessary components right outside, but not all, and even then that's an extra 10 seconds or so wasted on something that shouldn't take any…

Hey now, I didn't say I didn't like the game, and Ocelot was my favorite character. I'm just saying it was hard to take it seriously...and the camo system was a pain.

Two for two, impressive. Continue down this path, and some day you'll be a comment master!

Pfft. Am I seriously the only person who didn't feel anything here? The whole game was silly, and The Boss was kind of obnoxious.

Constructive post.

Every good game on the Vita is a port, so...

Seeing the DK Rap for the first time is a strange enough experience on its own. I can't imagine how I would've reacted had it gone down like this.

I had to laugh at 'of course the 2000 episodes look better'. There's some really uniquely awful looking stuff from that time.

Am I the only one who thought the tone of the headline read really sarcastically?

It fit in my winter jacket's pockets. Not so sure about this thing...

I liked it when I was little. Now, yeah, awful. Never played Golden Axe when I was little, but played it a few years ago, and it's not a ton better. Streets of Rage 2 is the best beat 'em up on that collection, no contest.

Oh for the love of...I was hoping really hard for a new 3DS design before I caved and bought one, but what I didn't want an XL because they're too big. This doesn't even look like it'd fit in any reasonably sized pocket. I don't care about the lack of the 3D, and the price point WOULD BE great if it just freaking…