when I first read it, I thought it said “taking a shit on the playground” and was both repulsed and confused.

It’s not sad. It’s just the way that we have all been conditioned to think about ourselves. I’m fine with my 3" grey streak running right through the center of my hair. I haven’t dyed it, even though I think it makes me seem much older than my age.

I remember when there were only three dolls too, but I loved Molly! (I am a glasses-wearing plant nerd, so it fits, I guess.) I got to wear her person-sized clothes in an American Girl fashion show back in 1993 and I am pretty certain I’d wear most of them today as an adult lady person.

I know you’re joking, but this does sound like exactly what I’ve trained for, and I had a Felicity doll!

Chew, swallow, and shit. Three of the three criteria my baby needed to pass to leave the NICU last week.

Or prepare for a job interview. Or use Yale’s extensive alumni network to get a job instead of sleeping with her engaged ex.

Btw, if you actually read the piece, you’ll learn the problem wasn’t that she didn’t rush to the stage “quickly enough” but that she didn’t try to rush to the stage at all.

Decimation is in the eye of the beholder. At least 62 million Trump voters look at this as an attack by the biased liberal media on a good conservative woman who made a mistake and admitted it.

I’m a Chidi/everyone shipper. I love him so much.

This one just made me cry.

My favorite anecdote from a friend at the DC March: “My husband pointed out about halfway through the march that he hadn’t yet seen a misspelled sign. I watched carefully after that, and he was right — thousands of signs, not a single misspelling.”

Anyone else remember that YA book series ‘The Face On The Milk Carton’? I loved those books. This is basically that story.

Make an appointment with a makeup counter (I chose Sephora) and explain to them that you’re looking for an introductory lesson in preparation for interviews/work. I did it last year and loved the personalized info and help. Videos are great, but what works on the youtuber may not work on your face shape. I also…

Do we have a Meetup.com to keep track of each other yet? I volunteer my account to set it up and coordinate! I’ll be there from Thursday to Monday. I think trying to organize in kinja threads will get messy. I can make the group private and use twinja in addition.

I cannot travel to DC at that time, but I can sew. I would like to make suffragette-type sashes for Jezebellians who are going. Please count me in!

I have that too, but was never told about the tampon thing! Never really used them because I always needed a pad in addition, so why bother... but maybe they just never “sat” right and that’s why!

Personally I HAD to pick a team.... it’s be Team Marty. But I’m a Marty, so I’ll admit my bias :)

Deplorable. Tristan would vote Trump.

Seamless. No metal. No scrunchies.

Ok, but the worst is when you can’t find one, whatever you call it, and you have to use an actual rubber band, and it rips all of your hair out of your head when you take it out later.