My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

Isn’t the Dallas PD considered one of the best police forces in the US on the de-escalation and conflict resolution training front?

I hope it’s me! Then you guys will HAVE to ungrey me on the Slot!

Diane, of course, also finds Johan to be insufferable.

The shoe deals are fantastic. I got a pair of monkstrap oxfords - I think that might be an oxymoron but that’s what the maker called them - that remind me of a pair of shoes I loved in the ‘90s, a style I usually can’t find anywhere at any price in my size (small and wide). Under $100, too!

The shoe deals are fantastic. I got a pair of monkstrap oxfords - I think that might be an oxymoron but that’s what…

I never understand why they make plus-sized dresses or blouses with spaghetti straps placed right by the neck like the “Lucky Brand Women’s Plus-Size Printed Maxi Dress, Blue/Multi, 2X.” My plus-sized boobs are held up by a complicated system of chains and pulleys, not by freaking hopes and dreams, clothing designers.

I never understand why they make plus-sized dresses or blouses with spaghetti straps placed right by the neck like…

I have been loving ALL the EXPERTS on the internet fretting over Marta’s decision to put Gabby on the team, I mean she and the selection team have helped the US dominate the sport for the past decade but WHAT do they know right!!!!

This is such a stupid, scary, fucked up situation. These stupid, stupid assholes. Stupid. Fucking. Assholes. Stupid. Fucking. Assholes.

I love “hearing” this

Of course you have to tell everything about Kate and Greta now.

Was she a cut up in class?

I didn’t read Billington’s comment as downplaying what happened to Soskin. This had to have been a targeted break-in because this dude had some sort of grudge against her for God only knows why. I’d venture that most other home invasions are to get stuff to then sell for money. This guy won’t be able to do that. I…

That last segment tho. How did she find those people?

And somehow, this is journalism but going undercover in North Korea is a “memoir”?

Why isn’t “don’t murder people” not your “something else to be learned here?”

I love that a friend just posted on FB that she’s going to buy the coloring book and color everything in greyscale!

Lisa Frank is for nerds. All the cool kids use Designer Series Trapper Keepers.

I feel like the debit card is weirder than than the colouring book. Always burying the lede, guys! ;)

Whatever you think of this child's politics, he does happen to be 100% correct in that the first amendment says he can wear his hat and SCOTUS agrees that he does not lose his rights at the school house door. He's obviously better read, better informed and possibly more intelligent than not only his easily "offended"…