So...Hunter Pence is a milquetoast Todd Haley?

Hunter Pence is really a gatherer.

Hunter Pence insists this vegan ice cream tastes just like the real thing.

Hunter Pence has no idea what the best smartphone car mount is.

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This. THIS RIGHT HERE. This needs to put on a billboard, outside WB's main office, so that they can see it. Each. And. Every. Day.

As her best performance was "hot teenager washing windows" in Two and a Half Men, I'm going to take her take on anything with a grain of salt.

This is what happens when people become too invested in a show they watched twenty years ago.

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May I sidebar. I miss Wondershowzen

I hate my generation.

While I definitely approve of Maddie and Tae, my favorite song critiquing recent bro-country is Wade Bowen's "Songs About Trucks" — which manages to, in the fashion of "Sad Songs and Waltzes," be both a great critique of popular country and a great country ballad:

Did Hollywood just stop investing in quality cinematography? Look at this shitty-ass shot. Fucking video games nowadays have way more depth, better lighting, better composition and better background design. This so obviously looks like some hastily-assembled bullshit on some really small studio lot. Who the fuck…

It's particularly tough because they were all forced into this line of work too. Maybe someday we'll end slavery. Maybe someday.

"Allow us to be so bold as to posit that a barbecue is an inherently medieval affair. From where do we arrive at this conclusion? Pray consider it, dear reader: the customary American cookout is a fundamentally Gothic idea, updated with modern values and cuisine. The gathering involves communal seating, shared plates,…

Yes, let's shit on Blake Lively and pretend shitting on her is "unifying." Let's take a dump on a young, pretty, successful woman. I'm sure it has nothing to do with her being successful and pretty and apparently stable. We shit on the unstable Lohans - lets also shit on the boring girls who show up for work on…

I have a friend whose verbal tick is "blah, blah, blah" and "this, that and the other thing." It's kind of a cute way to edit out unimportant details. She is fairly long winded, so I don't mind the verbal edits. :-)

In "Seven Nation Army" Jack White sang, "And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding right before the Lord." You know who else was bleeding right before the Lord? The 40 people that got shot in Chicago over the weekend.

That was just like a Bill Simmons article except twice as long, unamusing and devoid of Cobra Kai references.