Looks like Zechs. I approve.

"Fuck Deadspin" by JFPMFERS

In "Birdman Kicked My Ass", urban visionary and Chicago native Wesley Willis told an imaginary tale of getting his ass kicked by one fantasy character named Birdman. Unfortunately for the people of Chicago, this weekend, over 80 people got their ass kicked by shooting, with nearly 20 of them dying from this ass…

Did anyone ever notice that if you rearrange the letters in the word Crossfit, you get Scientology.... spooky.

I read the article in 2:00 minutes (800 WPM, Rx)

And like a caterpillar emerging from the chrysalis as a butterfly, the "basic" will eventually morph into a "normie" as she hits her mid-30s – Kate Gosselin hair circa 2008, a pink-and-brown quilted monogram bag purchased from one of her Zumba friends, and a wooden wall hanging in the kitchen that says "Faith."

Im so lazy today

I AM THE WWWYZZERDD OF THIS MOON!

Yes. My Facebook feed this morning was nothing but posts from my Pittsburgh friends complaining about the Luke Bryan mess and posts from the people I went to high school with showing exactly how the mess was made.

The jort to non-jort ratio is phenomenal. I expected to see scientists in lab coats carrying clipboards.

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…

Gross.

Dr. Mr. Sakurai, please include Omega Tom Hanks. Thanks.

You know, I haven't played that game in at least 15 years. So it might not be nearly as amazing as I remember it being. But as a kid, I was obsessed with that game. It was sort of like the parts of Sonic where you run through twists and spirals, only a lot faster and you do stunts and tricks in the air. So I would…

I didn't say it was a vast majority. But it is the majority. I don't care anyway. Games with female playable characters sell well with male gamers, (Tomb Raider and Metroid come to mind) which I think is indicative of the fact that most (if not all) gamers seriously don't care about who or what they are playing as.…

As a lady-gamer (yes i am game yes i play girl) it might be nice to play a few more ladies! Tomb raider and lolly pop chainsaw get a bit drab (TR is great tho) I don't mind the males, but I can understand that the largest market for games are boys, and to appease the market making male characters is the easiest and…

4chan? Trolling? ON MY INTERNETS?

No.

hell, think of god. You really think he wants to kill those kittens?