You should go look at his numbers this season again.

Modern medicine is neat.

Switzerland is awesome, isn't it? The flag is a big plus.

A 3 minute benchmark would be quite stringent by EU standards. But Switzerland isn't in the EU. </pedant>

And how fitting that he's rocking the bolo tie.

"Whatever." - Mark Kelso.

Not funny. At all. Anyone who enjoys watching football needs to embrace the fact that these types of helmets will be necessary for the future survival of the game. Headlines like this from the nerds at Deadspin us the equivalent of picking on the kid with braces in 7th grade.

Wes just couldn't find his own helmet so he snagged one of Peyton's.

"We must go forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards victory!"

I got the right guy for this job:

fuck kaepernick

Somebody please tell him that the bicep kiss wan't cool the first time he did it, and still isn't cool the following 100 times either.

Millions of dollars in the bank, 3 Super Bowl rings and having destroyed Giselles sweet sweet squishy spot, I don't think Tom Brady is worried about a high 5 at this point in his life.

"More like Andrew SUCK, amirite guys? Guys? Little love over here? Guys?"

Hanging like an Andrew Luck pass? Or like an Andrew Luck pass? Or like an Andrew Luck pass? Or like an Andrew Luck pass?