Amazing.

He should have said he thinks he saw what looks like a gun sticking out the window. They would be there in a heartbeat.

Pussy

And who knows more about murder than Ray Lewis?

I made that point yesterday too, although now maybe I wonder if pissing people off was more effective at raising the subject.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

She should be given the same penalty a man would get for hitting a woman. Assault charges, never being able to own a firearm, jail time, and being on a special list forever.

For anyone that can't make it to NYC, how about a Jalopnik viewing in DC? It better be playing at Uptown!

She should be banned from all NASCAR events. Permanently.

Baby Got BAC

Jesus Christ...

Stop.

Where do you think the energy came from to charge your car?

Wait, this wasn't common knowledge? What else did you think the arrow was for?

This isn't Deadspin.

Some people need to go back to school and learn when to joke and when to back the fuck off.

Does Andrea Zagato live in Maryland or something? I noticed his Alfa has MD historic plates on it. Would be pretty interesting to learn it's true.

Yes, the Amish are absolutely the go-to people for technology questions. I stand corrected. Now if you'll excuse me, my mom needs her West Coast basement back for her support group on how to deal with hipster children and their savage, snappy attacks on large media outlets.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.