WoundupPenguin
Woundup_Penguin
WoundupPenguin

Yeah, this is my lifesaver. If I have everything packed together then even if I wake up not in the mood to go to the gym I’m like “Ugh, it’s all there anyway... I’ll just go for 20 minutes” and then more than half the time once I’m there I do the full workout I planned the night before. And if I don’t then that’s also

I heard he was paid by the line and that’s why there’s so much dialogue in his books.

Marriage isn’t a big deal in NZ - it’s still common, but it’s not really expected. Though if she was a single mother or Maori you’d probably get a lot of old white people concern-trolling her.

Varies by location, but in some places server wage rates only apply to places that sell alcohol.

I remember 15+ years ago my best friend was a guy and we both claimed not to masturbate. :|

The one part I can believe is that they were both married before. I know (counts on fingers) four lesbians from small towns that got married before they were 25 and divorced before they were 30. Only one has kids, though.

Not sure what generation you think was talking to their parents... I certainly wasn’t. If texting works to bridge that gap then more power to those parents and kids.

I’m in my early 30s and this is a constant complaint in my friend group. I get it in clubs - it’s what you’re signing up for! But WTF is with the very loud music in bars and restaurants. And yes, I will own my “old (wo)man yells at cloud” status, but that cloud really annoys me, okay?

Watching the trailor I apparently forgot this wasn’t a documentary and got really mad that Alison Brie had to get handsy with a producer to get/keep the show on the air.

*shrug* I watched it with 10 friends and wine-in-a-can. It was great.

Yeah, he seems like a tool. Can we replace him with Lin Manuel Miranda as Go To Broadway Guy?

Hello, fellow white person! The “not all white people/men/etc.” response never moves a conversation forward. If you want to be a “good” white person then I suggest avoiding defensiveness. Prove you don’t deserve that brush with actions, not words.

I burst out laughing at “With moustache scissors”. Poor 19 year old you! How long did that take??? We’ve all made hair mistakes but you paid a higher (and longer lasting) price than most of us!

Sometimes someone writes something truly new and brave and you realize that even though you never thought those words before they are right and have always been right and will always be right.

Get in a stranger’s car, pretend you have a gun in your pocket and order them west! Based on the movies I’ve seen you will both learn important life lessons and have have a 72% chance of falling in love!

I gave up coffee about eight months ago because I was struggling with anxiety. About a month ago I decided to try a small coffee. The first hour was AMAZING. I was like “Why did I ever give this up???” Then I crashed and anxiety spiralled for about half an hour and decided that probably for me personally the high is

Right? At 25 I lived in Toronto and earned $35k.

So the song is boring and the video is awful, but somehow that makes it amazing? If you said the words ‘modern Backstreet Boys’ this is exactly what I would have imagined.

My friend was fired 10 days after asking about discrepancies between her pay and the pay of men in the same job. The reason given was exceptionally weird... she ended up taking them to the labour board and did get a small payout. Less than I think she deserved, but better than nothing.

Being Mr and Mrs Poop didn’t appeal????