I lost 20 pounds a few years ago and dropped two band sizes and a full cup size. So yeah, no boob job necessary, just fat doing what fat does and depositing in convenient locations.

Wilde and Due

In weird synchronicity, I’m currently reading Always Coming Home. It was mentioned in an i09 article and I hadn’t read it so I got it from the library. It’s so good - I can definitely see how it will shape and change my appreciation of sci fi.

“She is only their third woman prime minister.”

Fat =/= unfit.

I don’t mind the collar and cuff, which would look less OTT without the belt and clutch.

Other than the belt and ragged hemline I love this look on Britney. It’s fun and funny, “on brand”, and it fits great. If she wasn’t next to his Denim Monstrosity she’d look fantastic.

But he can’t use my phone...

“Looks like Wednesday Adams” is my life goal.

Haha, just the two. Joint citizenship thanks to my parents decision to move when I was 6. Worked out well for me! The NZ one is expired right now because it seemed redundant to have both and I live in Canada at the moment.

Can you not mail it? I understand the process for Tom, who needed his passport yesterday (literally) but if I’m renewing my Canadian passport I mail it with the paperwork etc. and two weeks later I get my passport.

They target kids whose parents aren’t around or engaged, too. And it starts as small boundary pushing, so if a parent comes to them and is like “Jane didn’t like that you hugged her after practice, please don’t do it again.” then they cross Jane off their list.

Your goal is the best! That was my goal two years ago and with a few falters I’m still at it two years later. My #1 piece of advice is to start small. At the start my goal was sometimes literally just “put gym clothes on”, and then “do bodyweight exercises for 10 minutes” (I used an app called Sworkit but there are…

This show sounds amazing and I’ve never heard of it! There is too much TV but I’m excited to add this to my list.

I don’t go to many movies but my boyfriend and I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy a few months ago and this extended family had brought two kids under two. One of them cried through the first 20 minutes before a parent FINALLY took them outside. What were they thinking???

I like these lists and I opened a few to read throughout the day. Can you make the pictures links? It’s standard now that if you click a picture then you go to the article, so it’s pretty frustrating to right click two or three to open in new tabs but then just end up with three tabs of pictures.

I’ve been casually following Russell Howard for at least 10 years - since he was a regular on Mock the Week. Saw him live at Wimbledon in 2008. He’s not exactly a newb.

I’ve never watched him live, but I used to watch some of the sillier game show pieces. The human “Hungry Hungry Hippos” and some of the musical challenges were fun. Now I can’t even look at his face. He’s so smug and annoying. I was gradually drifting away, but the Trump interview destroyed what little interest I…

There are “This is going to be such a good story” bad dates, which are kind of fun to experience.

If perfection = be on time and communicate well then yes. Be perfect. The majority of people I know can meet that bar.