If we hadn’t just had a govt change he probably would have gotten on great with NZ leaders - our last prime minister made international headlines when he pulled a waitress’s ponytail.

I think 19 year old me was the worst. God. I’m so lucky I still have any friends from that time. They were probably just as bad...

The toothbrush! What?!? It really bothers me. I wish I could unsee it.

A metric buttload or imperial buttload?

Did he apologize? I can’t find anything online where he did, but I’m all for people learning and growing from their mistakes. Becoming a better person is an ongoing process. I know I’ve said things that were racist in the past (out of ignorance) but I’m more educated and aware now. Can’t wait to see what things I…

He said something about the best thing about being on Game of Thrones was getting to “rape beautiful women”.

Someone just posted that Jason Momoa rape joke recording on Facebook and that was my breaking point. I’m ready for Themyscira. Excited to master the javelin and wear strappy boots.

The rape scene in the first one + some headlines I saw about objectification of women in the new one are keeping me away. I struggle to get interested in movies or TV shows that centre just on white men. It’s not even a political stand anymore... I’m just bored by the same old stories.

Oh my god that green dress I want it in my life so badly... how much can you sell a kidney for these days????

Naive question maybe... is Viceland as bad as Vice? Is it just one big cesspool, or is it quite separate? I’m specifically asking because I love Desus and Mero.

I’m a white woman and the last few years I’ve tried to be really aware of this so usually I try to move to the side for people of colour, but barge right through white men because they can take their privilege and shove it. Ideally while making uncomfortable eye contact the whole time.

My relationship is the same as you describe... He sometimes says “your poor hamster” (as in hamster running on the wheel) to me when I talk about what my anxiety is doing in my head. But also he is a closet weirdo and I am an un-closeted weirdo so I feel like I give him space to embrace and express his weird.

I have no idea what I wore to my first date with my boyfriend (also five years ago! *high five*)... does that make me a bad girlfriend? He probably doesn’t remember either.

Especially since people with mental illness are MUCH more likely to be victims of crimes than perpetrators. Last stat I saw said less than 5% of violent crimes can be traced to someone with mental illness.

Professional skydiver sounds like something a trying-too-hard guy at a bar tells you his job is in the hope you’ll give a shit.

That’s why I think we should ban birth. Who are we to force these innocent babies into the world? God put a baby in you and that’s where it should stay. Forever. #antibirth #praydontpush

I was really sad the attacker in Edmonton was a Somali refugee. Like, it sucks that there was an attack at all, but really? You gotta give my father in law some more BS just before (Canadian) Thanksgiving? This is going to go great with his “Trudeau is supporting Daesh training camps outside Montreal” speech.

I realized that it was a chance to tell a story on the largest scale possible make a shit ton of money. I know it is going to make me lose some of the things I love most about my life, but I think it’s worth it.

“aggressively boring”

I feel truly seen and understood.