Sorry if this is total TMI, you can leave me in the greys or dismiss and I will definitely understand! Firstly, I'm trying to find a nice way of asking if you are the "penetrated" as opposed to the "penetrator" but I'm just going to go with those phrases and make everyone uncomfortable. If you are the penetrated then…

Yeah... Mr Penguin and I have figured most of this out through trial and error (he slipped on black ice and landed flat on a metal loading dock about five years ago) but it's good to have science to help back us up... so to speak.

I work with a guy who will not shut up about protein and workouts and cardio versus weightlifting and carb loading or whatever. It's the worst and I cannot imagine going home to that. It's a constant battle not to smack this guy and I don't even work directly with him.

Claim to fame for the day: My boyfriend is good friends with Andrew and when Andrew was in New Zealand he stayed with my mum!

I posted this song to Facebook when I bought my bike and I was sad how few likes it got.

It's mostly a neutral effect as far as I'm aware. There's no significant difference in current research, but there are competing theories about why it might. Cancer comes from "mistakes" at the cell level, and these mistakes are increased by cell division so if your breast size fluctuates a lot on the pill it MIGHT…

That's how I use mine!

If you're never going to have children, going on the pill for two years reduces your risk of ovarian cancer by more than 10%. Those nuns might want to do some research and consider funding their own birth control pills.

I know you want her first because she's hosting, but what if you had:

Or like when you buy a home, but then after a while that home doesn't actually fit your needs any more, like you need to move closer to work or you really need off-street parking or you and your home realise that you've grown apart and even though you loved each other once you need to move on so you can live truly…

At our core, aren't we all sort of like a man wandering the streets looking for a house to live in? Which is to say, dicks?

I think I'm still stuck in the greys so no one will see this clarification but this had nothing to do with celebrity nudes. It's a completely fabricated connection between the Trend Micro warning and the the Spark DDOS. News sources keep linking this to the nudes scandal because yay clicks, but it's really about…

Yeah, it's definitely an option and I also often collaborate with my sister/mum so I just send them money. But there's something about wrapping Christmas gifts that I really love... it brings out my well-buried-under-years-of-practiced-bitterness nostalgic side.

I have to finish my Christmas shopping and wrapping and mailing within the next two weeks because Canada Post took 10 weeks to deliver the last thing I sent home to New Zealand. It took 14 weeks for last year's Christmas gifts to arrive.

I'm a tucker and Mr Penguin is a member of the Free Feet Brigade. We knot the corner on my side so he can't untuck it in his sleep, but leave his side untucked. Compromises! The bitter glue of a long term relationship.

Spinoff proposal: Andy and April have to move in with Donna because [sitcom reason].

I concur. She is simultaneously the best part of the show and criminally underused.

#teamretta

I moved to Toronto three years ago and love it so much! I highly recommend joining a bunch of meetups (meetup.com) because the people that go are already interested in meeting new people. I'd also go the temp agency route so you're earning asap rather than running through your savings while you hope for something good…

They're really only in caves... better those than Australia's spiders!