Why helllooooo.... (Definitely did not spend 10 full seconds staring into his slightly-pixelated eyes. That would be weird.)

Haha... probably! "What did they call us? Why you little..."

Haha... perfect!

That is the best.

From the Ted Cruz article: "Pam utters a line using a word that combines "Republican" with a vulgar epithet for female genitalia."

This made me think because I don't know for sure. I think either would be right. I would rarely specify a year because it's usually clear, and most often probably wouldn't even need a date. "It's on the 16th" would generally have enough context to get the message across. If I had to say a whole day I think either…

Of course this is just in the US because everyone else thinks 12/13/14 is an invalid date.

I love your name :)

Yay! Is this the "What traits disqualify you from being Romeo Rose's girlfriend?" thread?

Literally three minutes ago my student loan payment was declined by the bank (even though I just checked and THE FUNDS ARE TOTALLY THERE SO WHAT THE HELL) so fuck this woman and anyone who doesn't have to worry about budgeting and late payment fees.

I'm not very creative (well, not in a productive way) so my plan is to set up a scholarship to the university I attended. My "legacy" will live on for as long as the fund is well managed... so about four years I guess.

Especially when those of us who don't want kids are branded as "selfish". You want a child because it's the only kind of immortality you can imagine but you think I'm selfish?

This is what I came to post. Fitz Must Die. Drunk Mellie for president. Sally Langston stays as VP.

Yeah, happened to me at 28. Someone else mentioned exercise and I've definitely found yoga helps. The first Sun Salute makes me want to cry. The fourth makes me feel alive.

And during her run they catch him saying "She's the most amazing athlete I've ever known" (or something to that effect) to some of the spectators. Definitely some douchey vibes, but he seems like a good guy.

Is it the same as the Japanese one? Because at least one person has passed the final challenge in the original Ninja Warrior.

The image of a farmer kneecapping a cow to prevent it from reaching its full football potential will never leave me. It needs its own comic series or TV pilot.

I'm glad you were able to figure out what would work for you! It's almost like everyone is an individual who can assess their own situation and make decisions that help them lead the happiest, healthiest life possible... but some people are too keen to get everyone to fit in the same box.

Yeah, it took her a while to figure it out because she really was eating a balanced vegan diet (not like my college roomie who was "vegan" and lived on white rice and frozen vegetables) but it was a big deal for her to figure out how to balance her morals and her health. What was it specifically that bothered her…

Right! Like what would the "ideal" cow life even look like? Running in the wild? Dying of old age?