“it don’t pay to go fishin’ in the company pool” comes to mind, as well as “don’t shit where you eat.”

And this, boys and girls, is why there is a cliche that says “Don’t dip your pen into company ink.”

I can’t think of any ex-girlfriend that I would have been comfortable working with after the breakup. So while quitting may not be necessary, it is probably pretty wise to start job hunting soon after any office breakup.

Full disclosure: not a doctor, so just my personal experience.

Yeah, but then you are stuck with another pest—the cat.

I got mine from IKEA. Super cheap ($400 for a King), got to try it, could return it if I didn’t like it and has a 10 year warranty that’s exchangeable in store, no pro-rated crap to deal with. Can’t be beat. Likely will never buy a mattress elsewhere.

CD Projekt RED’s next big project is Cyberpunk 2077, which by all accounts is at least a few years off.

this is the type of bootlicking the OP is railing against

Bloodstained holds hope my friend.

Could be worse: you could be a Silverhawks fan.

Do we thank Pacific Rim for this?

when I saw the gif, I thought they were driving something like this, in reverse

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Can I start a class action lawsuit for them using my likeness without my permission now?

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope. Nope nope. Annnnnd nope.

We gotta save April

You know something, you’d better run, or they will find you.

Heck, I pre-purchases the vasectomy DLC before I even got a copy of Sex. Never regretted the ability to disable a feature I found distracted from the core experience.

I think you mistake fun for batshit crazy over there.