He's going to leave the gloating to us.

Seriously! Watching her myself. I'm hoping for a good Woodstock flash!

Yeah, this has been going on for SIX WEEKS, so all you fuckers out there - right, left, Jon Stewart - who criticize Obama for wasting time talking to Oprah, doing fundraisers in California, doing ceremonial duties, etc. You can all go blow it out your ass!

Ha! Andy Card just said the same thing on MSNBC! It must be the official Republican talking point!

Ha, Republican on my FB news feed says "Thank God for the bravery of our US military." Yes, true. But somebody had to give the order, jeeves!

chant "four more years!"

$30 that Trump is very, very proud of how he caused this to happen.

CNN reporting he was killed outside a mansion he was chilling in for years. I'm sure the GOP line will be he arrested a corpse, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I imagine a lot of GOP candidates on the fence whether to run or not just got off the fence...and started back home.

Yes. To humor Trump.

I know of two guys who would admit to being with a hooker. One said he tried it just out of curiosity an didn't think it was such a great experience. The other did the whole "I was in Amsterdam's Red Light District" thing, and he strikes me as someone who has trouble getting the kind of girls he likes.

Meh...she clearly meant it as a joke. This is only worthy of a thread in the New Gawker.

So I guess I won't bother "liking" the Gawker page.

Yeah, I don't "like' big companies, but the local restaurants, bars, artist pages, and tv shows that I "like" I actually read their posts. Could care less if Wal Mart doesn't think FB is helping them with sales, frankly.

Yeah, the only white collar person who goes to jail is Martha Stewart. Everyone else gets a free pass. He'll cop a plea and buy everyone a sailboat, or something.

"he's lost about 20 lb and friends are concerned that he's escaping reality with booze"

Sheen really needs to seize this moment and start his own religion.

Didn't they both have sex with The Situation? They could bond over that.

Just gorgeous. I'd feel guilty ordering a popcorn and large Sprite in that cathedral.

You know she's an artist by the tramp tat alone.