Food ink is people!!!

@JasonsRobot: How could you forget the greatest family Christmas story ever?

@Grant Wood: I think the white lips on Marjorie Reynolds's mouth really is the cherry on top of the Politically Incorrect cake.

"Gremlins". What does it say about you? You're middle age, married, with screaming children, and you fondly remember the 80s when you spent your summers watching anything with Spielberg's name on it, and whacking off to a young Phoebe Cates. Growing up sucks.

@Grant Wood: Oh, "Holiday Inn" by a mile. I've never actually been able to sit through the treacly "WC", whereas I actually find "Holiday Inn" to be kinda funny, and with some of Irving Berlin's best music. No idea why "WC" was chosen as the default holiday movie. BTW, is there a minstrel number in "WC"? Because in…

Umm...Peppermint Patty isn't in the Xmas special.

@wyomingcowboyup: Probably because the NBA regular season is the most meaningless season in sports. Everyone pretty much knows what teams are going to be in the playoffs (it feels like half the teams get in, anyway), with maybe one or two exceptions, who almost always gets knocked out in the first round. Even Charles…

How soon before Fox News starts calling Obama "arsenic based".

Millions of people cheer these scumbag athletes on, like this guy at Notre Dame, like Michael Vick, Ben Roethlisberger, Kobe Bryant. Just because they win. I remember stories about the Nebraska football team, how they were essentially criminals but everyone looked the other way because they were winning championships,…

They found the WMDs.

@xyzpdq: The complaints would be if they're patting down a woman and touched a penis.

And then someone sneezed and the whole thing came falling down.

Giada vehemently denied this on her Facebook page says she hasn't even seen him since 2007. Yes, I "like' Giada.

Actually, I have seen NY like this before: it was called "landing at LaGuardia".

@LadyTudorRose: Well, as Howard STern once said, "If it weren't for the Royal Family, would anyone care about England?"

I have been woefully disappointed in the women these Royals date (yes, even Diana, and don't get me started on Camilla), so it's with great pleasure to say that Kate is quite the looker, and worthy of the label "princess".

I get a feeling that a young Eddie Murphy wouldn't have been able to do half his stand up today.

i guess Brett Favre has no use for an iPhone.