PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Hey, the Lobbed Scimitar Party has some very exciting policies.

He’s going to be so disappointed that he’s missing out on the celebratory trip to the White House after the games are over.

You guys wouldn’t be interested in new members, would you? I miss sunlight. And fun.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

It’s fine, don’t worry... I’ll watch it with your aunt.

There are no polar bears in Antarctica.

Or.. this:

Niccceeee. You should really think about going to craft stores like 2 weeks after christmas bc you can get a lot of really good deals on compartment storage - and I think that the storage things they have for christmas tree decorations (like ball ornaments) might not be a bad idea for any bigger pieces you have.

Finding a snow globe in a hospital...

That kid is such an annoying little pissant.

I mean, for one, he didn’t ask for the man to be fired or suspended; that action was taken by his employer because his fuck up is going to cost them. Seems like you would have reacted differently in that situation and his position, which is fine. If I were in that situation, I would want an apology, at the very least.…

I am aware. I and I whole-heartedly agree that having Boyega and Isaacs is an embarrassment of riches that the filmmakers justifiably wanted to hang on to — It’s just that there wasn’t enough narrative meat on the bones in TLJ to support having two distinct characters with as much screen time as they both had.

LOVE IT! I miss the days of true squish. That scenario you describe would be rare today, both the theif’s death and the sneaking around fearfully in a goblin warren. Everyone would go in guns blazing because the game is now designed such that low level heroes can kick the crap out of low level enemies. But I’ll stop…

Also, her name, if you play with the inflection, is “EVIL ENDEAVOR”.

Anyone running Goblins this way should get their DM card revoked. Goblins are not meant to be a level specific challenge, such that over time, the party may or may not win. Goblins are a narrative tool, as are many monsters in D&D. Goblins can be better used to: