Dear PS4 Owners,

Kerbal Space Program? Never heard of it. Kerbal Ballistic Missile Simulator though, I've played that a LOT! Eventually my payload of 3 Kerbals per missile will cause Kerbalstan to surrender under the mounting pile of bodies and missile debris.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HINTS!

SHOW ME THE HINTS!!

"We were very focused, if anything, on making a game for more casual players. Spore has more depth than, let's say, The Sims did. But we looked at the Metacritic scores for Sims 2, which was around ninety, and something like Half-Life, which was ninety-seven, and we decided — quite a while back — that we would rather…

And I'm Mario.

Nedroid is one of my favorite webcomics.

I friggn' love Reginald and Beartato!

100% of rapists are human. I guess we're all guilty...

So are you saying, statistically, he's guilty?

I'm sorry, but I'm completely confused as to why what he said, in his first paragraph, was wrong.

He flat out stated, "We never had sex."

... When did rape get reclassified to making out? Or is this a social redefining of rape that I haven't kept up on, not the actual legal definition?

He wasn't even making this about…

How's being a perpetual 12 year old working out for you?

dev- alright, I want this game to be really colorful.

Poor man's Ben Kingsley-looking motherfucker.

Giving us bearded bald men a bad name.

All that Gundam work for so little Gudam recognition. Gundam kids don't know the value of hard work. Maybe when the Gundam boy is grown and on his own, he'll be a little more appreciative of the Gundam effort involved here.

You. Youuuuu. Get out.

Dude, how can you not know Nelson Mandela, he was in snakes on a plane.