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My earliest home gaming experience that I remember came from a TI-99. If you count “Early Learning Fun” as a game, that would probably be my first though my most vivid memory would be being terrified of the Wumpus in ‘Hunt the Wumpus”. That red bastard gave me nightmares.

As other have said, I am pretty sure this is a case of “Fight Smarter, not Harder”.

And when the store stops selling apples, because the non-apple lovers complain, the people who were there for the apples are not going to start eating oranges. They are going to go to a different store.

Thermite sounds pretty easy to make, and has the added bonus of being AWESOME.

Because Gun-Free zones are ‘obviously’ the cause of mass shootings. This fine, upstanding, American would never have been in violation of the law if he were allowed his 2nd amendme... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

As a white person, I am totally in favor of an open movement to arming more black people. Not because I think it would really fix anything, but mainly because I want to see a bunch of Republican gun nuts come apart at the seams and start foaming at the mouth.

Give him the stick... DON’T give him the stick!

Hey Stardock *campers*, you are making us very *frumple*. When we *smelled* that you *Silly Cows* and *campers* from *above* were both making a Star Control game we were *jumping peppers*. Yes! It is too *funny*.

We all know what has to happen...

When I have seen it, it has been about the same price as the same sized container of Ben and Jerry’s.

Agreed. HaloTop is pretty good stuff. And this is coming from someone who /refuses/ to drink diet soda (I would rather drink water or even nothing at all over any diet soda) and can’t stand half of the low-fat alternatives to other foods. 

Great suggestion! I’ll give it a shot next year and see how it goes. I am always looking for things of different sizes. I would love to find some kind of modular compartment storage that had spots that were large enough for standard sized cards.

Board games

I think the best way to watch it is to wait until he first starts talking, then mute your TV and play 1990's “The Humpty Dance” by Digital Underground. With any luck, Trumps lips will sync up reasonably well and you will get some form of enjoyment from him telling you that he is Spunky and likes his Oatmeal Lumpy.

Dear Mitch,

No. He should be put on suspension or fired for putting his station at risk. There are stations and shows out there that would kill for a Brady interview right now. This station had one lined up, but then lost it, and possibly any other interview with Brady in the future, AND possibly other interviews with other…

See? Told ya ->

And Clippy would only have two options to click: