Here is my tag. I feel it is appropriate:

Pie is very dependent on what it is made out of, whereas Cake is usually pretty consistently good. I f someone says “I made cake” I know what I am in for. If someone says “I made a pie” there is a whole spectrum of good or bad that could fall into. 

SHOTS FIRED!

SHOTS FIRED!

Link may be okay, but what about his friends who would, no doubt, be hanging out with him all the time?

Looks like the winner in the Whodunnit pool is going to be the person that had overweight old Bernie-Bro from Southern Illinois.

You are 100% correct, and just like Beast Boy and Cyborg, I got your back against all the TTG haters.

Just be sure to do it in that order.

That was the first thing that came to mind for me.

Okay, fine. One tool required:

Bricked?

Last week I, a married man, had dinner with two women at the same time, neither of which were my wife.

That would require me to not be freaking out and screaming like a little girl. Probably not gonna happen.

I was saved by a BloodMoon just last night. I am still pretty early in the game, and have gotten distracted by just roaming the world looking for the little seed guys. Last night I stumbled into some half horse dude with a huge sword who immediately rode me down and reduced me to a single heart in seconds. I…

I just got mine at a rural Walmart with no preorder. Of course this means I had to go in Walmart. Sacrifices had to be made.

Yes.... To dinner.

“No im not. Im just going to stop reading these websites along with many other people i imagine.”

As long as you are not referring to it as a “octothorpe”. Then you would really have problems.

I can help...

That Park Lego set is pretty great. We got that for our son (8), split up the components into ~25 different groups (I think we got a couple extra minifigs to get up to 25) and have been using them as an advent calendar.

He has been building his own park with an added slide, a sign for the park, and some trees,…

Is that a Wailord in your pocket or...

Oh, it is a Wailord. Nevermind.