"Each dinosaur has different characteristics, such as diet, behavior[...] and how 'mountable' it is."

And, last time I checked, you can hook a USB keyboard up to the 360... Or did they take that functionality away for the XB1? I don't have one.

As someone who will be joining your ranks in another decade, I approve this message.

If this is what we get when he is angry, then we need to go and make fun of his mom or kidnap his cat or something...

I was far too busy feeling like a dirty pervert for watching this to be scared.

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This may shed some light on your question... http://kotaku.com/5954757/portab…

That was pretty Gundam funny...

So long as the bulk of the Legislative branch is in town at the time, I am fully supportive of a NASA-Backed Asteroid to Washington DC.

That is no jacket. He has a small dog in a headlock.

I CANNOT wait for the Z-95. Rebel Swarm!

"Unable to understand "meal ticket systems" at restaurants"

In your opinion, sure. But that is just an opinion. In my opinion, I would much rather play X-COM, Jagged Alliance 2, or Civ V than I would Diablo III, StarCraft 2, or Call of Duty whatever number they are on.

Nose got cut off? How does he smell?

Reattached? What a pansy. If he had just left it off he would have been able to go to his next Halloween party as Tyrion Lannister.

You guys are going to bankrupt poor Eljhck. That is just shellfish.

They are too busy playing video games to make whispers about why they play video games.

You both sound like you need some /reefer/ to chill the hell out.

Beautiful.