"Unable to understand "meal ticket systems" at restaurants"

In your opinion, sure. But that is just an opinion. In my opinion, I would much rather play X-COM, Jagged Alliance 2, or Civ V than I would Diablo III, StarCraft 2, or Call of Duty whatever number they are on.

Nose got cut off? How does he smell?

Reattached? What a pansy. If he had just left it off he would have been able to go to his next Halloween party as Tyrion Lannister.

You guys are going to bankrupt poor Eljhck. That is just shellfish.

They are too busy playing video games to make whispers about why they play video games.

You both sound like you need some /reefer/ to chill the hell out.

Beautiful.

Granted, currently you can't restore games in offline mode (for obvious reasons), but I imagine if Valve ever closed up shop, that would be something that could be removed pretty easily.

My brain immediately took it a step further to 'Stiff Russian Cocks', due to the triple C (CCCP), so you are in good (bad) company.

When I was younger, I beat Double Dragon II with my feet... I... I didn't have many friends either. CAN WE BE FRIENDS?!?!?!

I thought it was, just a future where they lost technology due to the widespread destruction caused by the Titans. If I remember correctly, there was even a episode that mentioned that they used to be a separate Asian race, but that all changed with the coming of the Titans. I took that as a bit of evidence that AoT…

So you are cool with DC hiring say a John Derbyshire or for a more extreme example, a Dainel Carver who somehow learns to write? Letting people think what they want, and letting those same people work for and represent a business are two totally different things. No one is saying we need to send the thought-police…

Naked people on a electronic device! This needs to be corrected quickly so that little Timmy can get back to playing Call of Explosions: The Blood Fountaining.

"Not expecting that decision-making game to require good graphics. Or if it does, I can get some CGI hair out of the project!"

My 5 year old just recently got it all figured out, so keep on it and she will get there.

Great minds think alike! Actually... fevered, half brain dead minds probably think a lot alike too... But we will go with 'Great' on this one. Totally, 'Great'.

Or a guy to fly REALLY fast around the earth...

A better answer than silence would have been: "It is dangerous to go alone, take this..." And them smack him in his smarmy head.

Want a fun, stupid, and disturbing one shot game? Take Freak Legion and the World of Darkness: Combat Book. Have everyone create randomized Freaks, then use the combat book to host "FRIDAY NIGHT FREAK FIGHTS". It is like playing a RPG of Pro-Wrestling, if Pro-Wresting included people vomiting worms, sweating acid,…