I want a fat character in GTA5 so that I can do flying fat tackles. Can you imagine jumping off the roof of a building as a 400 lb man and belly flopping on to some unsuspecting pedestrian?

"There is currently no word on a Western release."

Question: Do you refuse to go see movies in the theater because they may have cut scenes that you won't get to see unless you buy the Bluray?

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Yup.

Yup.

No one said shoot him between the eyes for making a rude comment. A kneecap would be fine. This is GTA after all, we wouldn't want people going on gun-crazy murder spre... Oh, wait.

You have a casino and an "International Jewelry Exchange" and neither are heist-able?

This thing + Oculus Rift + A first-person remake of Ico = REAL PRINCESS HAND-HOLDING ACTION!

I was in college at 17. Of course I was only 17 for a couple of months, but still...

Please tell us exactly what features the devs previously announced that they have now said are only going to be available as paid dlc.

Sorry, but you are 100% wrong.

Agreed. 99% of the single player games out there that have multiplayer, have tacked-on crappy multiplayer that the gaming world would be better without. You just stumbled into the 1% that actually did a passable job.

Have... Have you /played/ the multiplayer on GTA IV? I am not much of a multiplayer-player. I don't stick with any MMOs, I can't stand COD and got quickly bored with Halo multiplayer. That said GTA IV's multiplayer was EXCELLENT, because it was far more than just deathmatch, team deathmatch, CTF. If you didn't…

World Peace. I figure I have a better chance at that one being right than HL3.

You know you want it.

Then you are talking to the wrong people.

According to my maths, this means at least 60% of the Internet is "Hater Porn".

Yaaar.