That’s weird, every time I pick the Browns I just get a “Game Over” screen.

I’ve met, and enjoyed the presence of, Colorado School of Mines mascot Blaster the burro

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

a wild Vadgey appeared

Yet if it were gay bars it directed people toward, Kotaku would probably be tripping over themselves to talk about how awesome and progressive and super inclusive Nintendo is.

Give it three days, your haunter wont be a ghost type for long.

All these churches and not one FISH POKEMON

A culture in which a mother burns her own daughter alive should’t be criticized? Fuck off with that moral relativism bullshit...

Fuck roaches and especially palmetto bugs. I don’t care what anyone says. Those things are evil, disgusting, giant flying roaches trying to kill me by getting caught in my hair. My worthless cats are no protection.

I too suffer extreme arachnophobia, and I will not be playing this game, but I still can’t let this go: it’s FEWER. You have more spiders or fewer spiders, but not *less*. For fuck’s sake!

Three Keys to Avoiding Arachnids:

I do have empathy for arachnophobes, but they also entertain the hell out of me. Ten years back when I was making creature avatars in Second Life, I had a spider avatar with realistically jittery legs, and people would freak out: over an onscreen spider in a virtual world with less than cutting edge graphics. There…

Not afraid of all spiders, just the ones that can kill me.

check your privilege. Sheesh, peopel whose children don’t have horns and razor claws just like to strut around. That triggers me.

The problem is not the App, the problem is the delivery mechanism, too easy to chicken out. You need to use the advanced method.

Grade A Under A has a perfect video for this. Being scared of a thing that can give you a 4 hour erection... and then KILL YOU is not an “irrational fear”. Being scared of bunnies would be irrational.

I’ve always pondered why Spiders don’t have wings too.

The real question here is: Did he want to cut off Gifford's Slauson?