The real nastiness was usually in the NFC North AKA The NFC Norris AKA the ‘Black and Blue Division.’

Hate is the AFC Noth’s default setting and it has ben since it was the AFC Central.

You don’t taste the vodka.

My cousin’s spoiled suburban puppy watching his namesake.

Blutarsky was 0.0. Flounder was 0.2.

Remember Tank MacNamara- the sports comic strip? Well,one Friday in 1990, about Mike Tyson fighting someone so insignificant that the boxer was asking his cornerman “What’s this guy’s name again?” And the corner replied, “I’ve got it written down somewhere...”

How productive would the mine be absent Uncle Sam’s interference?

Spokn like someone who’s never been to Worcester.

That’s because there’s a GOP controlled Congress. Under Reagan, Tip O’Niel was Speaker of the House.

My first thought.

He needs to eat more Caesar salads.

Instead of the person who failed to kill the ruler, how about the one who succeeded?

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!

When I was involed in a tabletop Star Wars RPG, my character was a Wookie and we used that joke a great deal. One of ouur running gags was his favorite title in his Wookie porn collection was “Aroo Does Aruo-rouah!”

“Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the “Chatterley” ban
And the Beatles’ first LP”

I remember being despondent thinking that they were going to decamp to St. Louis after the Rod Rust era. And remember Dick MacPherson?

Fuck the pink hat fans- the bane of every fan of Boston area sports franchises (save for the Revs- maybe).

Greg:

The Vikes were the 1970 NFL Champions. The Superbowl as a sperate issue.