This is absolutely insane.

I’ll never lose a wink of sleep over billion dollar corporations losing money, mind you, I’m just shocked at the scope of this thing.  :o

“Born to a human father and yokai mother, you travel the lands slaying monsters for a pittance.” Won’t you throw a coin to your yokai-hunter?

Jenga: Salad Fingers Edition. 

DOOM 64 holds up though. Unlike the titles you’ve referenced. Hell, all the old DOOM games are still a pretty damn fine time, pun intended. 

God, those 3 percenters are the fucking worst. Idiots who are either evil, malevolent motherfuckers, or are complete morons incapable of any sort of critical thinking. Or usually both. Like the fact that they pull the state’s rights, or limited government bullshit and bitch and moan whenever Dems do anything, but are…

I worry more about the home-grown variety that sprung from the diseased leavings of Tim McVeigh. And doesn’t Dylan Roof fall through crack here? But by all means, get the internationally radicalized assholes too! Americans do white supremacy all too well, even before they started fraternizing with Nazis.

The difference is that you’re not paying for a game you already own a second time, which upsets their already overly-stuffed wallet.

You misspelled ‘sedan’.

What if you are tall and fat and in a truck, asking for a friend?

Here’s my suggestions

Minivans have many design advantages over your typical TSW, like flat floors and big sliding doors.

I agree with your premise, but I think calling them Tall Station Wagons gives them too much credit. I’d go with something like PUV for Phony Utility Vehicle or RMV for Really a Mini Van.

I hope they make a VR version. If I know myself right I would buy it instantly and then prolong playing it constantly. 

Same here. But editorially, Playboy in the 60s-80s was second to none. I would argue that Playboy wasn't taken down by Penthouse or Hustler. They were taken down by Vanity Fair.

Konami Lawyer: “Sir, that guy on the internet is talking about the company again. This time he wants us to serve a cease and desist against a VR demo.”

Emperor Konami: “Dew it.” 

Real life fishing is its own horror.

They’re not offering me enough money to go Stadia, either.

“When I said I was into cougars, this wasn’t what I meant!”