I take your shaved Mario and raise it to a shaved Zangief

Pretty much just Fix-It Felix now.

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

Thats some sweet Kotaku fish action right there.

Did somebody say Machete?

He’d make a great Mayor Lewis in Stardew Valley

Its the Sonillac pit!!!! And you bet he loves it!!!

Don’t forget about Boshi from Super Mario RPG, the only Yoshi who is a dick

Aye, sell value for money.

Won’t somebody please think of the incels??

It can and will go right to hell, unless consumers stand up together... And the only thing gamers hate more than EA is each other. 

Go for the grandmother of them all: I love Lucy in black and white set. Either the living room-kitchen set, double-beds bedroom, or the chocolate factory.

They can’t shoot their wad all at once.  Gotta hold something back for the 30th anniversary.  

Reads title: Will it really be impressive?

How far will the Lego sitcom sets go?

That Ross is disturbingly accurate.

What are you? Like, a grammar Nazi or something?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something