I had so much to say about Solas and then Kinja wouldn’t let me log in on my phone.

“Philosophy gooooooooo!” is my new Japanese superhero catchphrase.

I don’t think white people go back that far.

*Breathing intensifies*

Magnifique.

This reminds me that Desmond Miles was supposed to run around in a modern-day AC game.

I like his take on how he’d beat Ryu.

It’s brutal. I got to level 43, but just kept getting weaker. I’m glad that Skyrim fixed that.

But I leveled up to the point where I got 100% Chameleon and that was the end of my troubles.

I tried playing Oblivion as a badass warrior, but I kept getting the crap kicked out of me.

I did this with my friend’s niece. She’d sit with my and watch me play GTA Online and I’d obey the rules of the road and go to the beach.

Near! I’m going to have to check this out.

What’s a high school romance?

I haven’t played GTA Online in a long time, but I should get back into it. Being able to play “myself” in GTA was something I’d wanted since GTA3.

Venison is good stuff. I could use more of that in my life.

Skyrim all the way this weekend.

You need all the stars.

Thank you for this article. I don’t think I’d ever attempt to do what you did.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

DÛSH! DÛSH! DÛSH!