Spike Lee kinda looks like Steve Urkel.

I’m sure Kim Kardashian has been called far far far worse.

I read it as “syphilis”.

I’ve still got mine. I still remember how they used to smell coming out of the box.

Thank you for this.

I died.

No idea what this song is. About to hit “play” on iTunes. Bracing for impact.

Star-Ski the Love Bug 4EVA.

You are my hero forever. Also, “bodak yellow” makes me think of what I imagine an Eastern European might live in. Example: Vladimir lives in a nice yellow bodak.

We were all picturing this.

Because The Internet.

Goodness! Now I’m starting too feel old.

Okay, I’ll amend that. I just stopped paying attention to him once he beat up Rihanna.

Colour me interested.

Fox News, brought to you from our studio in The Mountains of Madness.

This brings up an interesting this about women as front-line combatants in places like the UK and US. Until 2013 or so, I just assumed they were front-line combatants since the ‘90s or so. Maybe seeing G.I. Jane on a Blockbuster shelf had something to do with that.

Something eldritch, no doubt.

Absolutely never.

I saw “let’s get burgers” and thought: “Are you a bad enough dude to forget the president?”