you made my lady boner confused with your accuracy. Must rethink life choices etc.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

I just watched The Heat with Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock. I thought she was great in that as well.

There are situations where you shouldn’t bring your kid. For example, the theater. If your child cannot sit still and not talk for two hours you shouldn’t be bringing them.

Ronda Rousey would murder me and every dude I know in an actual fight. To be clear - I train in MMA at actual gyms where people actually compete (amateur and professional), and I outweigh Rousey by at least 20 lbs. Once you actually understand fighting, especially if you’ve done it, you’ll be able to see exactly how…

pay 50 to fight her, sign a waiver. rolling in cash money and making dudes look like the cunts they are.

I want a shirt that says “fuck your tea kettle warmer.”

A male friend of mine just told me a story of when he was watching a Ronda Rousey fight about 2.5 years ago with a bunch of male friends of his. They were watching the pre-match interviews of Ronda, and they were like, “She’s too pretty. No way gurl can fight”. And then she came out with the messy pony tail and kicked…

"Fuck your tea kettle warmer," is the greatest thing I have read all day. I am seriously contemplating turning it into my personal 'fuck you non-sequitor battle cry' for those days you just need to rage through.

First: The title of this article is great.

Vote: Cold Steel - Recon 1

The back cover of Foley's first book literally has a diagram of every horrific injury he's suffered in the ring while the inside is festooned with lovely color photos of the bloody hole where his ear used to be. This is some horseshit (also Foley is God).

Under what circumstances would a reasonable person buy a book online and then drive to a store to pick it up? Did no one tell WalMart about my best friend Amazon? Maybe I should give them a call.

Notes:

Because Ronda Rousey is famous & successful in a traditionally male-dominated field and this conflicts with Walmart’s need to reinforce gender stereotypes .

Cops are some of the worst offenders when it comes to unsafe handling and that video had some choice examples.

I hate kids getting shot in the leg, killed, or killing their parents or siblings because idiots don't know how to responsibly own guns.

Hunting with Dick Cheney is less hazardous than eating a Double Down Dog.