I wish someone would make a cell phone case with an emergency hot sauce dispenser in it. They could also make the hot sauce watch that Eddie Griffin had in "Undercover Brother". I like sriracha , but like trader joes red jalapeño sauce better. Other hot sauces I like are franks red hot and Tabasco which are basically…

I wish. I had to use google translate. I knew what "magyarul" meant but had to translate "tudsz". My father never had the patience to teach me. He was kind of short tempered. I do understand a number of cursewords though.

Law enforcement only takes this behavior seriously when it is directed towards them. Sadly it seems that having to take responsibility for your own personal security because the police won't do anything will end up the norm. Unfortunately the laws in NY are slanted to be anti self defense. Tazers and stun guns are…

Its seems to be the prevailing attitude to not take these things seriously . A friend of mine had a peeping tom situation. There was scaffolding around her building . This happened in broad daylight in the middle of the day. It was one of the construction crew she caught staring at her through a gap above her curtains…

it's not that it doesn't taste good it's that as a kid I was pretty grossed out by the process of preparing it. Watching my dad gather up all the pig parts most people don't want and then boil the hell out of them them and let it simmer forever. The smell of it cooking used to make me gag. Also the fact that it wa…

Not a lot of fat hungarians. Washing the rich food down with copious amounts of wine helps.

Sadly there are no job openings at gawker that I am eligible for until I see a posting for an ENG photographer/videographer or self defense instructor. The idea of visiting Hungary for work and getting to see some long lost relatives on my fathers side of the family is very appealing .

Same here, and he made the salty rather than sweet version too. He put chopped bacon in his. It is one of my childhood happy place foods.

A model acquaintance of mine was trolled by a model mayhem photographer a few weeks ago. She had the audacity to politely decline to shoot nudes for him. His response to this was an attempt at passive aggressive body shaming by suggesting it was because she didn't have the self confidence and positive body image to…

Here is an idea… How about casting Debbie Rochon, Tiffany Shepis, Linnea Quigley, Monique Dupree, Brinke Stevens, and Felissa Rose in this so there will be actual scream queens in it. There are a few others I can think of that can be added to the list.

gets job on jackie Chan stunt team in 3… 2...

how about. MacBook Pro model that I can change the hard drive and ram in myself. The fact that you can longer do this is alienating video editors in large numbers. Dear Apple , removing choices from your pro consumers is a really bad idea. Ram can go bad, ssd memory can go bad. If either of these things happens in a…

I am pretty sure my dog will be ok without an extra sweater.

almost every really good sushi chef I have ever met (no matter their nationality) always seemed to have some kind of checkered past that would make it seem like a really bad idea to get on their bad side.

Gerard Butler as Attila the Hun.

Having video documentation that aired on national television that can be used as evidence in a civil suit is about as best case scenario as you can get . Will enjoy watching that happen. I also have a feeling that there will nice bit of karmic backlash from the Internet as well.

sadly I fall into the nice guy category except for the last part after the ",BUT" . I can add that I am a decent cook. I refuse to try online dating because of all the horror stories my female friends keep telling me. I also think at this point women in the ny metro area are so traumatized by dating site douchebags…

Sadly my dog is too large to ride a roomba, but he approves of this video.

"Caesar and Otto's Deadly Xmas" is a fun and lighthearted Christmas horror choice .