Look at this guy, trying to apply physics and relativity to Star Wars. You get no stars.

Yeah. I wanted something unique and noticeable at the same time. A talking duck that started in great comics and a crappy movie seemed right to me.

I initially read the headline as ‘he’s just a slut’.

God DAMN I hate the ads on the mobile site. Barely brush one as I’m scrolling through and BAM I’m looking at Miller Lite.

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

It’s funny how in most games when an enemy carries flamethrowers the gastanks are usally destroyable and makes a large explosion, but when the players picks up the flamethrower the risks of having gastanks on your back is usally gone.

If Seattle winds up winning the Super Bowl, Nintendo better get him to do some Mario Kart promos real quick.

So, say you got a DUI, and then got probation-before-judgment, which is a fairly common outcome. If you failed a sobriety test at any point during that probation, you would probably go to jail. I think this is ridiculous, too, but let's not pretend it's as simple as "Dumb NFL penalizing player for doing something…

Let's say you broke all sorts of substance abuse rules, you have literally dozens of millions of dollars based on not drinking and drugging, a ruling you agreed to, and you can't stop drinking for a year or however long? Stop making excuses for this idiot. He is ruining his life because of his own decisions and you're…

You were robbed, Cat Peach. ROBBED.

That is one chubby kitty

My thoughts,

I'm sorry.