in other words, this is the royal wii?

I bought this game after you guys last reported on it (I guess the 1-cent isn’t just a sale price anymore?) and it truly is awful. Hilariously so. The controls are a total mess as is the concept. But can I really be mad when it cost basically nothing?

His batting stance is what I will always remember about Counsell. That and his MLB record tying streak of 45 consecutive hit-less at bats.

It’s an interesting strategy, I guess, but it sounds to me like Counsell is reaching.

You and Herzog:

We had chickens on our farm when I was growing up, and they are awful animals. They are noisy little shit factories undeserving of respect, unlike the other noisy shit factory animals which seemed somewhat worthy of respect. (Ducks are borderline.)

I *never* have seen that. I am using uBlock Origin. Maybe you should too?

Cool. How do I opt out of Lifehacker’s “turn off your ad-blocker” messages?

Mac from south philly has found the ultimate art form.

Then there is the Curb Your Enthusiasm take on it...

Oof. Even though it seems that you and I have radically different views on games (*cough* Xenoblade is my favorite modern RPG *cough*), I’ve always respected your integrity as a journalist. Keep on keeping on.

Woof. I mean the dude’s career already was buried, but this response — never apologizing to the guy he stole from, Streisanding his FIFA review while attacking an actual journalist for “needing clicks” even though he works for a site whose traffic runs laps around his — is like pouring concrete on top. Filip, I know…

Wow. I thought for sure after being caught with the reddest of hands, he’d disappear. But saying that it was an accident, and then flat-out denying the FIFA plagiarism is simply unbelievable. Just... wow.

People are more than aware of when others are giving a fake apology, that they’re trying to spin it in a way that it’s not their fault... time and time again we see people mess up and it makes things worse for them - just own up to your god damn mistakes and vow to never do it again, people will have more respect for…

Funny how kneeling during the anthem disrespects the vets, but denying them health benefits is A-OK.

Yes you are supposed to get just plain water and not sparkling water and probably pay fountain drink prices, otherwise why not specify that you want sparkling water when asking for water? Having said that, only some fountain drink machines have that option. As my store recently upgraded to a “Freestyle” touchscreen…

Chef: MY MOM

Falconhoof did it better.

Come to think of it, some of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen in a bathroom were in women’s public restrooms.