Thank you so much for letting me be a part of this! It was a lot of fun, and I loved the article!

I don’t fault these ladies for what they’re doing at all, power to them. I do however think that anyone who actually regularly uses their services or “needs” it to enjoy the game is very strange.

In case anyone doesn’t watch baseball very much, pitchers getting nailed in the head with line drives happens maybe once or twice a year and is always horrifying to watch.

Reminds me of that old Hedberg joke: This is what my friend said to me; he said “You know what I like? Mashed potatoes.” It’s like, “Dude. you gotta give me time to guess.”

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

If this hurts G2A, then I’m all for it. That site is full of criminals, and run by criminals.

Yep. Those young men were babies once. And fuck babies, right?

Don’t use lean meat.

More stars!

But what’s step 2?

Baloney. This is a ploy by BIG GNOME (Underpants and Garden Divisions working on concert, obviously) to obtain our skivvies.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Sometimes, when I’m stoned, I forget stuff I’ve just read. Or written. In fact, sometimes when I’m stoned, I forget stuff I’ve just read.

if we can kick the repubs out of wisconsin, imagine the possibilities.

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

As somebody said in a previous article, if they remaster this game like they’re doing for Starcraft? Goodbye fucking everything.

Perfect for those hot summer days at the beach!

Well it becomes cooler, I suppose.

A literal cooler, in fact.